Murphy’s Love Laws

1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason. (corr. to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free — and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

P.S. This one was Jhapofied from the net directly.

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